The escort girl asks if she wants to go shopping with her
Escort Girl is the protagonist of this funny and exciting book by Kijiji Amin. The name Escort Girl appears for the first time in the first sentence of the introduction. This hilarious book is based on the real experiences of a real escort, Escort Girl. She was fired from her previous job because she tried to organize a women’s club in her hometown. After several attempts to start a club, Escort Girl was hired as an escort. Sex Escort Girl makes all the arrangements, from pick-up to departure and disposal of the money collected from the woman. Escort Girl has a blonde brunette secretary who does all the secretarial work while Escort Girl cleans her vagina. Escort Girl makes sure the woman arrives safely at her destination.
The Girl starts working with the Escort Girl two weeks before her wedding. The Girl is unhappy working as an escort after Escort Girl seduces her boss. When the escort girl asks if she wants to go shopping with her, Girl declines and tells the escort girl that she wants to be left alone. The escort girl decides to confront, but she meets Max, a German truck driver now enjoying retirement. Max likes to drink and suffers from severe acne (at one point in the novel, there is a joke that Max has lost a tooth from biting it too much, which is a popular joke in Germany).
Max suddenly asks the escort girl to accompany him to concerts and performances at clubs to meet “amateur artists”. The escort girl is initially reluctant, knowing that Max only wants to get rich, but decides to follow him anyway. They spend the whole night at the club. The Escort Girl feels trapped and like she’s been walking on eggshells all night. When they return to Max’s apartment, he surprises Girl by introducing her to his new secretary, Baerle. Baerle is a sweet, wealthy girl who is also the cousin of the German President.
The Escort Girl’s feelings for Girl grow stronger as the night goes on, and she slowly falls for her new friend. The next day, the Escort Girl calls her father (she’s excited to see him after a long time). She invites him and his wife to lunch on a boat. It turns out that her new friend and her father have been chatting for months. During the trip, Burle offers to accompany Escort Girl to a charity event for her birthday. Max and Girl are also going to attend the same event.
While waiting for Max and Girl at the charity event, Escort Girl overhears a conversation between Max and a group of other young men who came to see her. One of them tells Max he has something significant to say to her. He wants to offer her “something good”. The escort girl is too shocked to resist, but her father stops her from attending the lunch, saying he has already received a “royal response.” The escort girl panics and goes home crying to her sewing basket.
The escort girl is not the only one with Max. He asks her out on a date, but Girl politely declines, saying she will call to arrange a date. When Max gets home, he wants to talk to the escort girl, but she is too nervous to speak. She starts to feel uncomfortable again, but when Max offers to buy her a gift, she agrees. She later finds out that Max met Girl when he was working for the German Foreign Office and convinced her to follow him to Switzerland, paying half of her tuition fees himself.
When the escort girl and Max return to the party, Max asks the escort girl if she remembers the dinner at the State Department. She admits that she had a good time. Then, a Girl suddenly appears and offers to kiss Max and drive him home. It isn’t long before the two fall in love and run away to Europe. Despite the escort girl’s crisis, the two end up together.