Taxi69 to ensure their site and videos
This article is intended for adults (18+) and discusses consensual relationships from an educational and psychological perspective.
Taxi 69! I remember the only time I was in a taxi. It was the day I lost my mom while we were shopping for new underwear when I was a teenager. I actually enjoy looking for bras and panties for my mom. I get to see what regular women wear underneath the clothes they wear to impress guys like me. I usually bring a notepad and write down what I see, making notes of what to buy when I finally find someone who will love me. I also want a woman who is as mature as my mom, someone of Asian descent who will take care of the feminist male that I am. Sometimes I even bring a lawn chair and sit down, watching the changing rooms like an animal researcher studying the mating habits of wild animals.
I was doing this the day I lost my mom until a real Chad guy walked up and threw my chair across the store.
He said, “Some f*ckin’ pervert, huh? You think it’s funny staring at my woman like that?!” He pushed me so hard I flew through the air and hit the crotch of a male mannequin. If it were anatomically correct, my mouth would have been around its penis as I fell to the ground. As I fell, the guy’s “woman” walked up, looking angry like I was the worst human being alive.
I bit the woman’s hand and tried to run away.
Chad grabbed me by the throat and said he was going to kill me. I did what I did to a dog once that was bothering me on the playground: I unzipped his pants, pulled out his weenie, and bit the head as hard as I could. He screamed as I felt the blood trickle into my mouth, and the girl had her mouth wide open like she was going to bob for apples. I ran as fast as I could with blood all over my mouth, scared I was about to become a statistic. Dying in department stores from getting penis breath is one of the top reasons for teenage ends, so I ran and hailed a taxi cab.
I thought about this for the first time in years when I was trying to escape the basement in a taxi cab.
Mom made me dress like a debutante again, and I’m about ready to be sick of it. While looking for taxis to escape, I came across a free tube site called Taxi69. It doesn’t really have much to do with taxis, but it does have some pretty women you’ll want to stare at and admire for hours. Do you agree with me, or is Taxi69 worth driving past? Find out with me so I don’t have to be alone tonight.
Want to look at hot ladies and nothing more?
Go here.
What I like about Taxi69 is that it isn’t trying to be something it’s not.
While other free tube sites try to stretch themselves thinner than Plastic Man when he has to wrap himself around the world to save The Wonder Twins from certain doom, Taxi69 doesn’t. They know you’re coming here to stare at some of the most beautiful ladies on the planet. Since you and I appreciate the female body as a work of art, Taxi69 features only hot videos of even hotter ladies and doesn’t try to do anything else.
Lots of unique categories
Taxi69 has enough categories that you’re likely to find what you’re in the mood for.
However, I noticed that Taxi69 also has many unique categories I’ve never seen on another free tube site. I saw categories for bikinis, aerobics, and even gypsies. I was intrigued by the gypsy category, so I went and took a look.
Taxi69 has unique categories for sure.
Just be sure you tread lightly on the gypsy category. I don’t want you to be cursed like I possibly am…
Videos load fast
I’m talking faster than it takes for ThePornDude to get laid!
The moment I clicked on a video, it loaded within seconds. It goes back to what I was saying in the beginning: Taxi69 knows what it does well and focuses on one thing: giving us females to idolise and stare at so we may lift them in their time of greatest need. It’s a smart move by Taxi69 to ensure their site and videos as a whole are quick to load and that everything works as it should.
Too many videos load on each page, slowing down the page.
Unfortunately, Taxi69 displays too many videos per page.
This may cause a slowdown for you. While it isn’t terrible, you may notice that if you scroll down each page fast enough, not all the thumbnails have loaded, and you have to wait for the page to catch up. Ideally, you would see every thumbnail no matter how far you scrolled down, but this isn’t the case with Taxi69. Would making each page smaller so thumbnails can load before the user scrolls down the page be a good idea, or should they keep it as it is? Only they know what works best for them.
When you want no-nonsense women to uplift and stare at for hours on end and nothing more, Taxi69 is worth bookmarking.
It’s a free tube site that knows where its strengths lie and doesn’t try to do anything more than that, nor should it. With a good collection of videos and unique categories to boot, Taxi69 is more solid than my love for the exotic Asian woman I kept following and sniffing in a lingerie store with my mom yesterday.
